Today there is a phrase "the world is full of idiots". Of course, I don’t want to believe in it, but from time to time, depending on the events taking place, such a thought visits every sane person. Another proof of this can be this article, in which I want to talk about what stupid questions people ask in various situations, and what modern youth are interested in.
About me online
What can I ask? Yes, almost anything. This is especially true for search engines. That is why this way of finding out information is good, because no one, in principle, will laugh at the questions that a person puts to a computer. However, sometimes people are interested in, frankly, nonsense, the answers to which they try to find on the Internet. What are these questions? Top in the search engines is the question "what if I shampoo." Surprisingly, quite a few people ask about this. By the same principle, starting with the phrase "what if I …", people ask a lot of things. As for women, they ask the search engines why they are so stupid, why they are crazy orugly. Men are interested in such questions: “Why am I a fool (fell in love, running after her)?” etc. Also a frequently asked question is "who am I". It seems to be harmless in itself, but asking this on the Internet is extremely unreasonable. You can only find the answer if you dig deep inside yourself.
Can I…
Dumb questions can also begin with the phrase "is it possible …". So people are interested in so many things. What are they asking? Surprisingly, a huge number of people are interested in what will happen if a crowbar is thrown into the toilet while the train is running, and is it possible, by quickly rotating the crowbar, to change the orientation of your satellite? I wonder why there is such an increased interest in scrap? And if the first option can still be somehow justified by human curiosity, then the second is just nonsense of someone's sick imagination. Also often people ask: “Can a person teleport?” “Is it possible to castrate a cat on your own (at home)?” - this is generally a question of a young sadist!
What to do?
Dumb questions can also begin with the phrase "what to do". So, the top question in this case is the guys' question "what can I do with a girl." Also, people like to ask how you can be killed or poisoned. Sometimes it seems that there is simply no limit to human stupidity.
Interesting…
Also, many people like to ask questions that begin with the phrase "what if …" or the like. Surprisingly, people are wondering if toothpaste andpotatoes to make fire. I wonder who has such thoughts in their head? Often, young people are also interested in under what life circumstances it is possible to get pregnant. This question is not only funny, but, unfortunately, tragic, he says about the low sexual culture of today's youth. And this, by the way, is fraught with negative consequences and various diseases. Some people wonder if it's possible to open a can of canned food with a slipper and two spoons. The question arises: "Why, aren't there more convenient items at hand for this?" And people are also interested in why some, when they cut their veins, lie down in a warm bath. What is it, idle curiosity or so, information just in case? Well, how not to google, why do manufacturers make a hole from a laser in an optical mouse in the form of a keyhole? This is such important information! Surprisingly, people ask each other how fat a person can become bulletproof. And this indicates a low level of education among the inhabitants of our country.
How?
The dumbest questions can start with the word "how…". So, some people are interested in how you can quietly kill a person or how to distinguish a Chinese from a Japanese. The following questions that are asked to their comrades can indicate a threat to peace: “How to make a gun at home?” or “How do you make an atomic bomb at home?” Teenagers are also often interested in how one can become a representative of a certain subculture, but this is still all right. However, young people also ask how one can become a vampire or a zombie. Andworse, choosing a future profession, how to become a killer or a hacker? The most stupid questions that begin with the word "how": "How to burp?" and “How can I get them to let me go?” - and they say that more and more people use various drugs and alcohol in unlimited quantities.
Why?
The dumbest questions in the world can also start with "why". So, often people ask “why does pubic hair grow”, “why did Volodya shave off his mustache” (a phrase from the movie “The Diamond Hand”), “why get married.”
How much?
Surprisingly, some people wonder how much a corpse costs. I wonder why anyone should know? Also, people quite often ask how much an abortion costs. The question, of course, is not stupid, but again it speaks of the low sexual culture of modern man. Often you may be interested in answers to questions about how much you need to work to earn a million, or how much this or that organ costs.
Yandex
You can find out what are the dumbest questions in Yandex. So, there, as in other well-known search engines, people are interested in a lot of things. As for Yandex, the top questions there are as follows: “What will happen if you scan the mirror.” Yandex is also rich in sites that sell elephants, create hemorrhoids for money, and also answer questions: “My girlfriend is a cyborg (yaoi, perfect weapon, doesn’t smoke text)?”
Answers
Do not be offended if such questions are not only a person, but alsothe computer will give an appropriate answer, which, by the way, often happens. Stupid answers to stupid questions - that's what you can expect, because only stupidity can answer stupidity. Even if just for fun.
